Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Window Seat

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she didn't want the window seat on her flight because she thought the breeze might mess up her hair.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Sizes

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Pole Vault

Yo mama is so short, she has to pole vault into bed at night.

Anonymous
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