Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

One At A time

Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."

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Yo Mama - Tooth Gap

Yo mamma's front tooth gap is so wide, I didn't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal!

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G-string

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F,G-String.

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