Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Amtrak

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

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At The Restaurant

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

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Add Mayonnaise

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

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