Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Momma - Cars

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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Bungee Cord

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo Mama - Lint

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

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