Yo Mama - Congressman

Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo Mama - Lost Shoe

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one.''

Yo Mama - Ears Popped

Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.