Patient & Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.
Doctor: What's comes over you?
Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars

Sight of Money

I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor, but just couldn't stand the sight of money.

Just Looking!

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. A man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man replies, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!"