Bumpy Car Trip

There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other in the passenger seat and one resting in the back. The guy in the back became sleepy and fell asleep. A few minutes later, he is startled by a "THUMP THUMP." "What the hell was that?" he shouted. The driver says, "It was just a redneck." "I felt two thumps, though," says the passenger. "Yeah we had to go through the fence to hit him."

Hiking Group in North America

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained.
''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.''
''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

Trade In Value

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!