Hiking Group in North America

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained.
''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.''
''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

Trade In Value

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!

Jehovah's Witness & Hell's Angels

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?
A: Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!