Trade In Value

Get a new car for your spouse; it will be a great trade!

Jehovah's Witness & Hell's Angels

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?
A: Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

Blonde On a Plane

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."