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Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes
Answering Machine - Johan
Please hang up now if you would want to speak to Johan. Otherwise, please stay on the line to leave him a message.
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Answering Machine - Out and About
Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out. When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about.
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Answering Machine - Phone Tag
(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you'd like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the beep, and we'll try to reach you when you're not around. And thanks once again for playing Phone Tag!
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