Answering Machine - Out and About

Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we're out. When we get home, We'll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about. 

Answering Machine - Phone Tag

(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you'd like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the beep, and we'll try to reach you when you're not around. And thanks once again for playing Phone Tag! 

So Many Jones's

Q: Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
A: Because they all have phones.