Technology Jokes

Microsoft Technicians and Light Bulb

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM.

Anonymous

French Maid Techie

A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?" She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"

Anonymous

Google Plus

Q: Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button?
A: I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus.

Anonymous
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