Religion Jokes - Jesus Jokes

Christian Mingle II

Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle. My username is "Jesus in the streets, Satan in the sheets." Wish me luck!

Submitted BY: MEG

Cast The First Stone

A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her. Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone." From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him down. Jesus turned and looked in that direction and said: "You know mom, sometimes you really piss me off."

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Jesus Loves You

Jesus loves you... It's everybody else that thinks you're an ass.

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