Redneck Computer

• The keyboard is camouflaged.
• The password is "bubba."
• The screen has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
• The monitor is up on blocks.

Rednecks Change Light Bulb

Q: How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

Redneck Mole Removed

Q: Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?
A: He swore off sex with them creatures forever.