Yo Mama - Coma

Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.

The Way You Say It

On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."