Insult Jokes

Pleasing Myself

A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - M&Ms;

Yo mama so dumb, she alphabetized M&M's!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Crocodile Dundee

Yo mama so nasty, they filmed "Crocodile Dundee" in her foot-bath.

Anonymous
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