Put-Downs

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
• Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
• Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
• Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
• Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
• You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

You Know You're Fat

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

Yo Mama - Bathroom

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.