Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2025 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
Funny Thoughts - Lawyer Jokes
Pope and Lawyer
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them. When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened. St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."
Categories:
Profession Jokes
(Lawyer Jokes)
, Religion Jokes
(Heaven Jokes)
, Religion Jokes
(Catholic Jokes)
- 1
- 1
- 0
Anonymous
Smelly Lawyers
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?
A: So the blind can hate them, too!
- 0
- 1
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Lawyer vs. Shark
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
- 1
- 4
- 3
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
