Air Superiority

The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that : Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.

Iraq Walmart

Q: Why aren't there any Walmart stores in Iraq?
A: Because there's a target on every corner.

Iraqi Army Tactics

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:
1. Engage the enemy.
2. Draw him into your territory.
3. Wait until winter sets in.