Painting Road Lines

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redhead 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redhead 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde. "You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day,'' the manager said. ''What's the problem?''
''I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!''

Blonde and Banana Peel

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs... "Here we go again."

Blonde Vs. Terrorist

Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.