Art & Music Jokes

Answering Machine - Ride of the Valkyries

To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message... 

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Bagpipe Band At The Door

Q: How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?
A: No one knows when to come in.

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Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A:  Add vibrato.

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