Put-Downs

• Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
• Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
• Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.
• A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
• Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.
• Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
• You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Ocean Insult

You remind me of the ocean... you make me sick.

Perfect Defense

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.