Yo Mama - Walking By

Yo' Mama is so stanky, when she walks by, trash plugs its nose.

Yo Mama - Complaints

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?

Yo Mama - Telephone

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection