Yo Mama - Bath

Yo mama so gross, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo Mama - Beware

Yo mama so gross, the sign in the front yard says, "Beware of Mama."

Yo Mama - Walrus

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.