Answering Machine - Chiropractor

Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Hello. Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy gasp.) We can't come to the phone right now because we're making a couple of adjustments. (Break a few small twigs; big scream.) Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as it is humanly possible. Thank you very much. 

Answering Machine - Duo Room

1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background:) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message. 2: But we're here right now. 1: But we might not be here later. 2: Oh. (To phone:) Leave a message. 

Answering Machine - Lindsey's Droid

Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.