Answering Machine - Vancouver

Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she accidentally dialed long distance. 

Answering Machine - Mr. Rogers

Imitating Mr. Rogers: Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure... I knew you could. 

Answering Machine - As-Is Condition

You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.