Light Bulb - C++ Programmers

Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.

Light Bulb - Programmers

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Wait! Maybe the bulb isn't broken. Let's try it again.

Light Bulb - SAS Programmers II

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us.