Lightbulb - Junkie

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

Lightbulb - Aerobics

Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..."

Einsteins to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.