Brunette Party

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Bring Some More Ammo

The company commander saw the results of Private Gibson's firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: "Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself." "By shooting?" asked the company commander. "Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible."

Insult: Vulture

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.